Privacy, plainly

Last updated: July 4, 2026

What we collect

• Page views: we log the page you visited, the referring site, screen width and a timestamp — first-party only, no cookies, no fingerprinting, no third-party analytics on content pages.
• Email address: only if you join a waitlist, the quiz playbook, or buy the Protocol. Used for exactly what you signed up for. Unsubscribe = one click, we delete it.
• Purchases: processed by Stripe. We never see or store your card number. Stripe's privacy policy applies to payment data.

What we don't do

• No ad pixels or retargeting trackers on articles about bodies or procedures. Ever.
• No selling or sharing your data with anyone.
• No age-inappropriate targeting. If you're under 16, please browse with a parent's ok and don't submit your email.

Your rights

EU/EEA visitors: GDPR applies — you can request access, correction or deletion of anything we hold by emailing club@hipdips.co. We answer within 30 days, usually much faster.

Hosting

The site is hosted on our own server in the EU (Germany). Beacon logs rotate and are used only in aggregate.