The club shop
Two lanes. Zero lies.
Everything here does what the label says and nothing more. The Protocol builds muscle over 8 weeks. The fabric shapes your line tonight. Neither changes bone — nothing does, and we’re the store that says so.
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The 8-Week Protocol
Digital program
Glute-med and side-line training, 3×/week at home, band + bodyweight. The honest program: bones stay bones, muscle rounds the curve.
$39
Waitlist openClub Contour Leggings
Tonight lane
High-rise, side-panel construction that works with a dip instead of pretending it isn’t there.
First drop soon
Waitlist openThe Smoothing Short
Tonight lane
High-waist shaping short for dresses and the beach cover-up moment. Breathable, not corsetry.
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Waitlist openTonight + 8 Weeks Bundle
Both lanes
The Protocol plus the leggings — style it tonight while you train it for summer after this one.
Launching with the drop